POLISH JOKES Polish Air Flight 101 is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. "Man, that is the shortest runway I have ever landed on." A Polish guy goes parking with his girlfriend and she sucks his cock all night long.
11 Feb 2014 Pilot News: Psych's Maggie Lawson to Star in CBS' Romantic Bells are ringing for Maggie Lawson, who just signed on to the CBS wedding-comedy pilot Save the Date. . She couldn't just cancel and you know, not make a giant joke out of marriage? That is the worst comedy premise I've ever heard.
22 Jan 2011 When the flight attendant asked what they'd like to drink, the priest said he'd like a glass of wine. . A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. . but this is the first time anyone has ever used the pluperfect subjunctive!
Unknown landing signal officer to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing (bolter): .. The Co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. . The ever so senior Captain asks what the matter is.